How can I get a girlfriend who is a graduate of Harvard University?

How can I get a girlfriend who is a graduate of Harvard University? Anyone got any good answers, contacts or referrals?

How can I get a girlfriend who is a graduate of Harvard University?
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Reply:act smart
Reply:ask her out
Reply:how about going to the campus of harvard with the word "DESPARATE" written in big letters on your shirt.
Reply:...............yeah, good luck with that
Reply:go to harvard
Reply:You won't. She is too smart for you.
Reply:I don't know why you must have a girlfriend who is a graduate of Harvard, but here is a suggestion: go to the Harvard Alumni website, click on "upcoming events", and go to an event near you. http://www.haa.harvard.edu/
Reply:ummm, wtf
Reply:go to haverd.
Reply:You could try some of the online dating services and why only Harvard, there are a lot of good universities
Reply:Become a Harvard Grad yourself.
Reply:You'll probably have better luck getting a girlfriend who's a graduate of Northeastern.
Reply:GET YOUSELF INTO HARVARD!
Reply:Well it has to do with SAT scores in this case, if your under a grand hang it up...
Reply:why in the world do you want to date a harvard grad????? Go to harvard and meet one???? Crazy kid
Reply:ask around if they have graduated from harvard University
Reply:go 2 howard universy dur
Reply:Not that hard. Get a job at the local Harvard Club. You will automatically meet Harvard grads.
Reply:isnt that a little picky?